Sloth Admiration Gifts

"We suck at this."

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

Homo Zapiens

Ultra-lazy sloth

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

How the goat got square eyes.

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

"Siblings? yes, I'm one of seven."

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

Sloth traffic jam.

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

'Junior is just a little confused.'

'I AM a three-toed sloth, but cartoonists always draw us with two toes.'

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

Sloth Studios - "Lights! camera! inaction!"

Honey I'm Home

SlothPossum Watching Upside Down TV

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth...

"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!

'At least I'm not accused of being envious, lustful, greedy, prideful, gluttonous or wrathful.'

'Murdock oversleeps every day - He's always an accessory AFTER the fact.'

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

"The rumors were true - you're the slowest gun in the West."

Refrigerator for the really lazy

Potato sitting on a couch.

"Sloth!"