Sloth Admiration Gifts

"We suck at this."

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

Sloth 10K.

Homo Zapiens

Ultra-lazy sloth

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

How the goat got square eyes.

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

"Siblings? yes, I'm one of seven."

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

I think the dolphin is my spirit animal! Unfortunately, it's likely mine is the sloth.

Sloth traffic jam.

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'I AM a three-toed sloth, but cartoonists always draw us with two toes.'

'Junior is just a little confused.'

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

Sloth Studios - "Lights! camera! inaction!"

Honey I'm Home

SlothPossum Watching Upside Down TV

"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth...

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!

'At least I'm not accused of being envious, lustful, greedy, prideful, gluttonous or wrathful.'

'Murdock oversleeps every day - He's always an accessory AFTER the fact.'

"The rumors were true - you're the slowest gun in the West."

'Call me lazy if you want, but I wouldn't trade my life with anybody else's...'

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

'Speaking of ground sloths.'