Sloth Society Member Gifts

"Of course it's no trouble. George will put the ketltle on."

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

Sloth 10K.

Homo Zapiens

Ultra-lazy sloth

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

"Siblings? yes, I'm one of seven."

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

I think the dolphin is my spirit animal! Unfortunately, it's likely mine is the sloth.

Sloth traffic jam.

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

'I AM a three-toed sloth, but cartoonists always draw us with two toes.'

'Junior is just a little confused.'

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

Sloth Studios - "Lights! camera! inaction!"

Honey I'm Home

"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

SlothPossum Watching Upside Down TV

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth...

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!

'Murdock oversleeps every day - He's always an accessory AFTER the fact.'

'At least I'm not accused of being envious, lustful, greedy, prideful, gluttonous or wrathful.'

"The rumors were true - you're the slowest gun in the West."

'Call me lazy if you want, but I wouldn't trade my life with anybody else's...'

"Sloth!"

'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'

'Speaking of ground sloths.'