Sloth Lifestyle Advocate Gifts

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

Sloth 10K.

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

Ultra-lazy sloth

Homo Zapiens

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

"Oh, you silly girl, you! Don't tell me you brought home another husband."

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

"Siblings? yes, I'm one of seven."

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

Sloth traffic jam.

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

'I AM a three-toed sloth, but cartoonists always draw us with two toes.'

'Junior is just a little confused.'

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

Sloth Studios - "Lights! camera! inaction!"

Honey I'm Home

"As a vegan vampire I suck but I don't swallow."

"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth...

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."

SlothPossum Watching Upside Down TV

"I don't think they had you in mind when they invented the mobile device."

Hazard of texting

'Murdock oversleeps every day - He's always an accessory AFTER the fact.'

'At least I'm not accused of being envious, lustful, greedy, prideful, gluttonous or wrathful.'

"The rumors were true - you're the slowest gun in the West."

'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'

'Call me lazy if you want, but I wouldn't trade my life with anybody else's...'