Sloth Lifestyle Advocate Prints

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

Homo Zapiens

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

Ultra-lazy sloth

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

"Oh, you silly girl, you! Don't tell me you brought home another husband."

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

"Siblings? yes, I'm one of seven."

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

Sloth traffic jam.

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'I AM a three-toed sloth, but cartoonists always draw us with two toes.'

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

'Junior is just a little confused.'

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

Sloth Studios - "Lights! camera! inaction!"

Honey I'm Home

"As a vegan vampire I suck but I don't swallow."

"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."

The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth...

"I don't think they had you in mind when they invented the mobile device."

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

SlothPossum Watching Upside Down TV

Hazard of texting

'Murdock oversleeps every day - He's always an accessory AFTER the fact.'

'At least I'm not accused of being envious, lustful, greedy, prideful, gluttonous or wrathful.'

"The rumors were true - you're the slowest gun in the West."

"As vegan zombies, are we allowed to eat brains?"

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

"Sloth!"