Sloth Aficionado Prints

Sloth works out on running machine: 'I'm on my break.'

Evolution...the illuminated sloth.

Energy Drinks

'You two have something in common.'

He looks so natural lying there...

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

Sloth 10K.

Homo Zapiens

Ultra-lazy sloth

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

"Siblings? yes, I'm one of seven."

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

I think the dolphin is my spirit animal! Unfortunately, it's likely mine is the sloth.

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

Sloth traffic jam.

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

'Junior is just a little confused.'

'I AM a three-toed sloth, but cartoonists always draw us with two toes.'

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

Sloth Studios - "Lights! camera! inaction!"

Honey I'm Home

SlothPossum Watching Upside Down TV

The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth...

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."

"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

Robert Smith - The Cure.

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!

'Do you have it in black?'