Sloth Supporter Mugs

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"After the shark documentary there's a documentary on about two fat slobs who watch TV all day. Sounds good"

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

Sloth 10K.

Homo Zapiens

Ultra-lazy sloth

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

"Siblings? yes, I'm one of seven."

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

I think the dolphin is my spirit animal! Unfortunately, it's likely mine is the sloth.

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

Sloth traffic jam.

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'I AM a three-toed sloth, but cartoonists always draw us with two toes.'

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

'Junior is just a little confused.'

Sloth Studios - "Lights! camera! inaction!"

Honey I'm Home

The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth...

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

SlothPossum Watching Upside Down TV

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!

'At least I'm not accused of being envious, lustful, greedy, prideful, gluttonous or wrathful.'

'Murdock oversleeps every day - He's always an accessory AFTER the fact.'

Potato sitting on a couch.

'Speaking of ground sloths.'

"The rumors were true - you're the slowest gun in the West."

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."