Giant Moth Fan Pillows

'Quick, douse the light!'

Zombie standup

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"This will sting a bit."

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

Zombie pet tricks.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

Halloween Selfie

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"Think about the honey."

"Do I have to go out again!?"

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

"I gotta flat. Can you get the spear out of the trunk."

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

Giant Monsters At The Water Cooler