Wolf Fan Gifts

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

'The best part - it has health coverage.'

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"I love you too, big guy."

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

E-Baying @ The Moon

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Camping-Pong

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Next in Lion

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

Rogue elephant

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"Which one is yours?"

Ta Da!...

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

A were-cow.

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"