Wolf Fans Gifts

'But Sweety, you have to learn how to tell the time: As a wolf, you'll often be asked...'

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Frog in the puddles.

E-Baying @ The Moon

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

"Which one is yours?"

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

Ta Da!...

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Happy birthday Darling!

'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'

A were-cow.

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

Computers affect real life.

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

Leopards do change their spots

"We found her wandering at the edge of the forest. She was raised by scientists."

'It's a reinterpretation of the 'Christmas Carol'...but with a 'Vampire vs Werewolf' contemporary take on the story.'

"He has great communication skills."

'Good question son... Any of you guys know why we howl at the full moon?

"No offense, but your work friends are super boring."

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'