Wolf Fan Mugs

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

'The best part - it has health coverage.'

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"I love you too, big guy."

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

E-Baying @ The Moon

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Wolf Karaoke

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Camping-Pong

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Next in Lion

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Ta Da!...

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

Rogue elephant

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"Which one is yours?"

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

'This is a real barnburner.'