Woolly Mammoth Admirer Pillows

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

The Fourth Little Pig

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

Mammoth Posing

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

Mammoth Tipping was the most Fatal of Primitive Teen Activities.

The wool club for mammoths.

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

Philip of Mastodon

Republican Mutant Mammoth

Man reading 'Endangered lepidoptera' book, wife says 'The moths in your wallet must be pretty rare!'.

'He followed me home from the cloning lab. Can I keep him?'

Wolf snacks vending machine: 3 Little Pigs, Little Red Riding Hood, Goldilocks.

'Hey George, check it out: Somebody's been painting us on this wall...'

Mooseturizer: Tired of those annoying Dry and Chafed antlers?

"It's time to name the new warrior, any suggestions?"

Wooly mammoth. Polyester Mammoth.

"I think the lines down!"

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

Romulus and Remus