Moat Admirer Gifts

'Do you mind if I borrow some of your ideas?'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

"Of course I've been drinking!"

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

Mammoth Posing

Rating the Sunset

Science Books. Do you have any books about Lepidoptera? Yes, and would you like to join "The Book of the Moth Club"?

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

A consumer guide to cheese.

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

Mountain Dads

"All I see is more trees."

Knight with paint tin on his head.

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

Easter bunny Island.

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

Mt. Tushmore

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'