Moat Enthusiast Gifts

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"No one ever shows up for our Jacuzzi moat parties."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

Relaxing in front of a fire.

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

Science Books. Do you have any books about Lepidoptera? Yes, and would you like to join "The Book of the Moth Club"?

A good leader should be able to conceive and articulate goals that lift people out of their petty preoccupations...

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

Mammoth Tipping was the most Fatal of Primitive Teen Activities.

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

I'd like it sliced thin for sandwiches.

Mothematics: The group of sciences that dealt with the quantities, magnitudes, geometries, algebra and calculi of moths.

Man reading 'Endangered lepidoptera' book, wife says 'The moths in your wallet must be pretty rare!'.

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

The Habits of the Night Moth

"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''

We're never going to lose weight if we don't get rid of the fridge light.

Shy Man at Party

'Hey George, check it out: Somebody's been painting us on this wall...'

Easter Island Safe Distancing Barber Queue

Why moths should not drive at night.

"Doctor I think I'm a moth..."

Which Cup? 'Me' or 'Real Me'?

Lepidopterist Heaven

"Honey, they just can't resist it."

"Playing 'Pin on the mammoth'. . . a dumb idea."

The Swiss Army Mammoth

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

A moose carries a woman's things up a hill.