Moat Designer Gifts

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

The World's Easiest Airport

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot."

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"I feel that I have at least one more unpublished novel in me."

Andre Gide.

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

Ted knew he had a bestseller. Now all he had to do was fill the middle bits in.

Joyce Carol Oates

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

Prehistoric Wallpaper

'Nice smile.'

After months of writer's block, the great man's biographer finally decides how to end the book.

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

'And in global news, Albania will be splitting in two.'

'Apparently she looks stunning naked'

The Copywriter's Dilemma

"Better than Chekhov"

'To maximize student achievement, the Feng Shui consultant advises one student per classroom.'

He's celebrating finishing the last page of his novel...now he only has the other 468 to write.

'It's not enough that you want to publish it, you must beg for it.'

"If cars are to go all electric by 2035 we have to make a few compromises."

Formula One car models

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'