Moat Designer T-Shirts

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

The World's Easiest Airport

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot."

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"I feel that I have at least one more unpublished novel in me."

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

Andre Gide.

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

Ted knew he had a bestseller. Now all he had to do was fill the middle bits in.

'Nice smile.'

Prehistoric Wallpaper

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

After months of writer's block, the great man's biographer finally decides how to end the book.

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

'It's not enough that you want to publish it, you must beg for it.'

"Better than Chekhov"

He's celebrating finishing the last page of his novel...now he only has the other 468 to write.

The Copywriter's Dilemma

'To maximize student achievement, the Feng Shui consultant advises one student per classroom.'

'And in global news, Albania will be splitting in two.'

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

Formula One car models

"If cars are to go all electric by 2035 we have to make a few compromises."