Mattress Designer Gifts

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

Unfinished Funiture Store.

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

"We can't agree on a size."

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

The Eclectic Chair

'I felt that cobblestones in the atrium would add an air of permanence to the company.'

Escher flat-pack furniture

Toy White House built incorrectly.

'No, we did not order a corner unit.'

"I now recognize the basement was a bad idea."