Mattress Aficionado Gifts

"Are you sure you want me dying on the memory foam mattress?"

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Do not disturb...

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

Man and woman buying furniture.

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

Den Furniture

'Did they deliver the new couch today?'

The Piano Dreams Of Home

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

'It's a coffee-book table.'

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

Ok, now the Swedish mouse is just showing off. IKEA maze.

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

This is our 36th nap today - I can't read you a bedtime story EVERY time.

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"All in favor of the old, uncomfortable chairs?"

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.