Mattress Aficionado Prints

"Are you sure you want me dying on the memory foam mattress?"

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

Do not disturb...

Man and woman buying furniture.

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

Den Furniture

'Did they deliver the new couch today?'

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

'It's a coffee-book table.'

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

The Piano Dreams Of Home

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"All in favor of the old, uncomfortable chairs?"

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

Woman crushed under satin sheets.