Carpet Aficionado Gifts

King has long walk to castle.

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

Doulton Canada Geese

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

'He wants a second opinion.'

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

Pea green

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

Robotic Flower Arranging

"Hal said he had big dreams...so he bought this bed."

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

Antique silver

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

"And remember the rule: when the carpet is old, that's when we hold, when the carpet is new, that's when we spew!"

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

Shy Man at Party

"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''

Spot Light

Men on flying carpets, "I always fly by first class"

The hazards of Cleaning a Magic Carpet

"Don't go so fast...watch out for those birds...keep your eyes in front!"

'I won't bother you, Mr. Gridley... I just wanted to see how it would feel to walk barefoot on your plush carpeting...'

'I am sorry about this vicar, but my wife has just had new carpets fitted.'

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

Worried flamingo says to other famingo: ''Ere, Dave, are we kitsch?'

Larva lamp.

'Wall-to-wall carpets go on the floor, not on the walls.'

Colourful Birds