Carpet Enthusiasts Gifts

'The dining room? It's 18 wine bottles long, and 15 wide.'

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"You're welcome."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

Cat being licked by plant.

Live, laugh, love

Meanwhile back at the pond 'Wow... nice pad man!'

"And remember the rule: when the carpet is old, that's when we hold, when the carpet is new, that's when we spew!"

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

The hazards of Cleaning a Magic Carpet

Men on flying carpets, "I always fly by first class"

"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''

Shy Man at Party

"Don't go so fast...watch out for those birds...keep your eyes in front!"

'I won't bother you, Mr. Gridley... I just wanted to see how it would feel to walk barefoot on your plush carpeting...'

'I am sorry about this vicar, but my wife has just had new carpets fitted.'

'Water is included with rent.'

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

'Wouldn't it have been easier to cut off the top of the tree?'

'Wall-to-wall carpets go on the floor, not on the walls.'

Bill often considered cutting his armpit hair, but then he'd need to buy carpeting.

'I got the raise!'

"Hi. I'm Steve. I see you here all the time."

'Hello, high gloss floor wax - I'd like customer service. Yeah - I would like to report a problem!'

American Flag

Biggo Carpet Co.: 'Out cutting a rug'

'I love what you've done with the place.'

Office carpets,putting green type.

"Ooh, nice! Hardwood floors!"