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Shoes talking about "rugs"

King has long walk to castle.

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

Board Game Hunter

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

Doulton Canada Geese

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

'He wants a second opinion.'

Pea green

Robotic Flower Arranging

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

"Hal said he had big dreams...so he bought this bed."

"And remember the rule: when the carpet is old, that's when we hold, when the carpet is new, that's when we spew!"

Antique silver

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

Spot Light

"Don't go so fast...watch out for those birds...keep your eyes in front!"

That adds life! Before we installed the carpet, I looked down and saw nothing except a blank stair!

"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''

The hazards of Cleaning a Magic Carpet

Men on flying carpets, "I always fly by first class"

'I said shag carpeting.'

'I won't bother you, Mr. Gridley... I just wanted to see how it would feel to walk barefoot on your plush carpeting...'

'I am sorry about this vicar, but my wife has just had new carpets fitted.'

Shy Man at Party

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

'Wall-to-wall carpets go on the floor, not on the walls.'