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Magic carpet mechanic underneath carpet saying 'try it now',

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

Oscars

'And who are you wearing?'

"And remember the rule: when the carpet is old, that's when we hold, when the carpet is new, that's when we spew!"

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

Cannes Film Festival Heels Controversy

Emma Thompson

Carpet

On the red carpet

"Don't go so fast...watch out for those birds...keep your eyes in front!"

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.

The hazards of Cleaning a Magic Carpet

Men on flying carpets, "I always fly by first class"

Red carpet rolling over a limousine.

George Clooney

Red Carpet

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

'I am sorry about this vicar, but my wife has just had new carpets fitted.'

'I won't bother you, Mr. Gridley... I just wanted to see how it would feel to walk barefoot on your plush carpeting...'

'I said shag carpeting.'

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

'Wall-to-wall carpets go on the floor, not on the walls.'

'I got the raise!'

Celebrities think taxi drivers are the public.

PsIkeatrist.