Carpet Aficionados T-Shirts

Magic carpet mechanic underneath carpet saying 'try it now',

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

Oscars

'And who are you wearing?'

Cannes Film Festival Heels Controversy

"And remember the rule: when the carpet is old, that's when we hold, when the carpet is new, that's when we spew!"

Carpet

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.

Men on flying carpets, "I always fly by first class"

The hazards of Cleaning a Magic Carpet

'I won't bother you, Mr. Gridley... I just wanted to see how it would feel to walk barefoot on your plush carpeting...'

'I am sorry about this vicar, but my wife has just had new carpets fitted.'

Red carpet rolling over a limousine.

Red Carpet

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

"Don't go so fast...watch out for those birds...keep your eyes in front!"

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

'Wall-to-wall carpets go on the floor, not on the walls.'

'I got the raise!'

Cross Platform.

Celebrities think taxi drivers are the public.

PsIkeatrist.