Bed Design Enthusiast Gifts

Four beds labelled modern, abstract, surreal and cartoon

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

'We'll take it!'

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

"Dang it."

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

'So this is a kitchen!'

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

"Don't worry son. We're going to get you the best money that medicine can buy."

"I actually made this couch from one of his furballs."

"Sheets and pillowcases, Franz, we're selling sheets and pillowcases!. . ."

"Normally I wouldn't take any notice of all these ads on how to improve my performance in the bedroom..."

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

"My husband, of course, will want a den."

'And this is the walk-in laundry chute.'

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

'Check out my new bed: Titanium frame, extra firm mattress... Should last for years...'

Extremes meet - A very tall guest is shown to a short bed.

Water bed.

'Mine!'

Kid in bed to mom: How come third graders don't get a personal day?

If you lived here, this sign would block your view.

"The house is staged beautifully. The only thing left is to tell Duane to go inside during showings."

'Ah... you'll be wanting the King si...er...Queen size.'

Houses built by Jack and Jerry.

'Check out my new bed: Titanium frame, extra firm mattress...Should last for years...'

"Flip you for the top bunk."