Bed Connoisseur Gifts

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

'Mine!'

'There's a four letter word for what we do in bed -R-E-A-D.'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Bookworm Sleepover

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

Binge Watch

"Goal!"

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

'Idle' Home Exhibition

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

Second aid

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

"I hope he's wearing pants."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Bats with blankets.

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"I see a couch."

E-Z Livin'

Staycation Photos