Bed Connoisseur T-Shirts

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

'Mine!'

'There's a four letter word for what we do in bed -R-E-A-D.'

"And you're sure an adjustable bed will help with the sharp pains in my back?"

Bookworm Sleepover

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"This stool shall pass."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

Binge Watch

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

"Goal!"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

'Idle' Home Exhibition

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

"I hope he's wearing pants."

Second aid

Bats with blankets.

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"I see a couch."