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"Same old same old. How about you?"

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

"The first of many cubicles..."

'Picasso'

Houdini's infancy.

WC problem.

Skier.

'We finally came up with a cubicle design that really works.'

'Ned thinks the inventor of the vibrating easychair should get the Nobel prize for science.'

Wine Lovers

'This closet needs digitized.'

"Lunch!"

Stan couldn't be bothered to stand up – yet hated being talked down to.

Rishi Sunak

'And this is the walk-in clos..' - 'We'll take it!!'

"I couldn't find a sitter."

'Haven't they ever heard of walls around here?'

I don't see a future for me in my present job. They don't reward mediocrity.

Practical Woodworm...

A couple with dog look at restroom signs of a man, a woman, and a fire hydrant.

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

Which one of these things is the soap?

'I guess you'd call it a queer request. He wants his ashes put in a fruit jar and hidden in the closet.'

Desk Bins: Do Over/Do Over Again/Closer, but Re-Do/Return to Top Bin.

"It's my interpretation of the open floor office."

'I really hope Mrs. Picasso comes to parents' night.'