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'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

"Same old same old. How about you?"

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

"The first of many cubicles..."

'Picasso'

Skier.

WC problem.

Houdini's infancy.

'We finally came up with a cubicle design that really works.'

'Ned thinks the inventor of the vibrating easychair should get the Nobel prize for science.'

Wine Lovers

Stan couldn't be bothered to stand up – yet hated being talked down to.

'This closet needs digitized.'

"Lunch!"

Rishi Sunak

'And this is the walk-in clos..' - 'We'll take it!!'

"I couldn't find a sitter."

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

A couple with dog look at restroom signs of a man, a woman, and a fire hydrant.

Book Store. I'm looking for a book on remodeling kitchen cabinets. Ah --- A "shelf-improvement" book!

Practical Woodworm...

I don't see a future for me in my present job. They don't reward mediocrity.

'Haven't they ever heard of walls around here?'

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

Which one of these things is the soap?

Desk Bins: Do Over/Do Over Again/Closer, but Re-Do/Return to Top Bin.

'I really hope Mrs. Picasso comes to parents' night.'

'When I asked for something woody with a great finish, they said I should try the paneling department at Home Depot.'