Crib Enthusiasts Gifts

"Same old same old. How about you?"

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Coping with a strong-willed child

'So this is goodbye then!'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

Baby Race.

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

Newborn Chaos

'What, They're comfortable.'

"Hush, little baby, don’t you cry ... ever."

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

Mobile.

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

Houdini's infancy.

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

'You're facing the wrong way if you want to watch the movie!'

"January 11. Still struggling with the novel. Chopped more firewood."

Reserved Parking

Introverted Chair

'No seriously. His final words actually were, 'If I only had spent more time at the office.''

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

'I've just found out we make cubicles.'

"Sorry, Thompson. No temps on the corporate huddle."

'This is great. No dishes to wash!'

"Blitzak, this is not your cubicle."

Dummy Sucking Area

'Well you were warned about the dangers of sedentary lifestyle.'

'Did you remember to lock the house?'

Sitting down

A family live separate lives in separate cubicles