Crib Adventurer Gifts

Houdini's infancy.

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Coping with a strong-willed child

"Same old same old. How about you?"

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

Travelogue

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Baby Race.

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

Please excuse him, he's intent.

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

Saguaro Cacti.

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

Skier.

Reading room

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

"I'm worried about Jenkins. He went in three days ago and hasn't come out."

Gamers

"Every day I consider using that doggy door. But my laziness outweighs my desire to hunt."