Crib Adventurer Prints

Houdini's infancy.

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Coping with a strong-willed child

"Same old same old. How about you?"

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

American Idle.

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

Travelogue

'I don't trust him - he's got beady eyes.'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Baby Race.

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

Please excuse him, he's intent.

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

Skier.

Saguaro Cacti.

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

Reading room

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

"I'm worried about Jenkins. He went in three days ago and hasn't come out."

Gamers

"Every day I consider using that doggy door. But my laziness outweighs my desire to hunt."