Crib Sprinters Gifts

Baby Race.

"Same old same old. How about you?"

Coping with a strong-willed child

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"They're born into captivity, it's all they know."

Professional man hurdling

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

Stacked In Tray

"Hush, little baby, don’t you cry ... ever."

Houdini's infancy.

Seasonal shopping.

"They think I don't have a clue."

'Sweet dreams buddy!'

For workers who are in need of a discreet spot to catch some Z's comes Napquest.

Dummy Sucking Area

I'm not fussy! I'm stir-crazy!

Free the Downtown Three!

'Wow! That was fast, I only yelled 'Dinner' once!'

Execu-Bar

'This is the crib phone. You have the wrong extension.'

Timmy Gets Solitary.

'That is one absorbent nappy.'

I used to swing from chandeliers. Now I move as quickly as possible from restroom to restroom.

Marathon Runners all on the phone.

'You've been to business meetings and business lunches - believe me, you'll get used to business jogs.'

I think my mom might be a little overprotective.

High speed in traffic

"Oh Oh... I Think I'm Stuck!"

'He was sprinting down the track, way ahead of everyone, and suddenly ... Whoa! There's the problem!'

Man Runs to the Television to Zap it Off.