Crib Comedian Gifts

Timmy Gets Solitary.

'This is the crib phone. You have the wrong extension.'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"This position has become very important to the company."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

"I hate performance review season."

'He was only reaching for his powerpoint presentation pointer.'

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

Shake it all about sign on desk

'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'

'Will I live Doctor?' 'Yes, but I don't advise it!'

'Here comes the boss. Quick, look busy!'

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

"They don't pull their punches here, do they."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

Torn-Off Mouse.

"Back when I was your age the only way to get a promotion was kissing butt."

"They're born into captivity, it's all they know."

"I misjudged you Fenton. I thought you were a 'mover and shaker' but all the time you were just bobbing and weaving."

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

Just don't let the old man get you down.

I can outsource your job to someone who'll work longer hours for less money. Less money I can understand...but how do they make the hours longer than 60 minutes?

"I find it best to stay out of office politics!"

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

Suggestion box which shreds forms placed in it.

"Damn it,Frank,if I can't bully my staff, who can I bully?"

"It is what it is."

Six-tier Communal Cradle.