Bedroom Comedian Gifts

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

The Sex life of a Driving Test Examiner, "Thank you. I will not ask you to perform that manoeuvre again."

"Bloody hell Mavis, the earth DID move!"

'Colin's gps was to prove useless in finding maureens 'G' spot.'

"Next time, Id' like the director's cut."

She was to regret having asked Colin to be more of an animal in bed.

Seat belt for skinny man, sleeping with large wife.

Bedroom scores...

"Hello, police? I want to report a noise issue!"

'Give over, Shirley. Can't you see I'm trying to read?'

'What's wrong, haven't you heard of Global Warming?'

Selfish man stealing the duvet.

"Couldn't you put your sex drive up a gear or two."

'Paradise awaits pauline Norris' man in bed with a mask on

'She's my sex therapist.'

New Karma Sutra: No.1 The Begging Position.

"Two minute warning..."

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

"This stool shall pass."

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Bed Seasons

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

Business man sees himself as a shark

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

His & hers towels.

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."