Bedside Comedian Gifts

'It's alright for you - you're going home today!'

'I've called maintenance about your bed, Mr. Grimes...Mr. Grimes?'

'We got your test results back. Read it and weep.' Bedside bloopers

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

"This stool shall pass."

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

"The meatloaf just tapped S.O.S. in Morse code."

Bed Seasons

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."

"The mad king ruled by chaos and corruption. He pitted everyone against each other, and they all lived divisively ever after. The end."

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

Business man sees himself as a shark

His & hers towels.

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

Batman tissue dispenser.

'Ha ha ha, it's him again! He always makes me laugh.'

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

'Couldn't he just lie at the foot of the bed like other dogs?'

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

"She said don't forget the straw."

The Rural Bidet...

Soap recovery Ship in bath