Bedside Comedian Gifts

'It's alright for you - you're going home today!'

'I've called maintenance about your bed, Mr. Grimes...Mr. Grimes?'

'We got your test results back. Read it and weep.' Bedside bloopers

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

Business man sees himself as a shark

His & hers towels.

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Batman tissue dispenser.

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

'Ha ha ha, it's him again! He always makes me laugh.'

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

'Couldn't he just lie at the foot of the bed like other dogs?'

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

The Rural Bidet...

Soap recovery Ship in bath

Bed Fellow

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

"Read it again, Daddy!"

"She said don't forget the straw."

'It's called a bedSIDE manner, Doctor.'

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'