Bedroom Humor Gifts

Why you must get up.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"I need to tinkle."

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

Shampoo.

"This stool shall pass."

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"There's a conversation to be had around a piece of work I'd like us to do tonight."

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

His & hers towels.

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

Business man sees himself as a shark

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

Batman tissue dispenser.

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

"I hate my job!"

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

"It was very generous of you, by the way."

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

'Not now, Aladdin...'