Bedroom Humor Pillows

Why you must get up.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"I need to tinkle."

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

Shampoo.

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"There's a conversation to be had around a piece of work I'd like us to do tonight."

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

His & hers towels.

Business man sees himself as a shark

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

Batman tissue dispenser.

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

The Rural Bidet...

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'