Crib Comedian Pillows

Timmy Gets Solitary.

'This is the crib phone. You have the wrong extension.'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"This position has become very important to the company."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

"I hate performance review season."

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

'He was only reaching for his powerpoint presentation pointer.'

'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'

Shake it all about sign on desk

'Will I live Doctor?' 'Yes, but I don't advise it!'

'Here comes the boss. Quick, look busy!'

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

"They don't pull their punches here, do they."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

"Back when I was your age the only way to get a promotion was kissing butt."

Torn-Off Mouse.

"They're born into captivity, it's all they know."

"I misjudged you Fenton. I thought you were a 'mover and shaker' but all the time you were just bobbing and weaving."

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

Just don't let the old man get you down.

"Damn it,Frank,if I can't bully my staff, who can I bully?"

I can outsource your job to someone who'll work longer hours for less money. Less money I can understand...but how do they make the hours longer than 60 minutes?

"It is what it is."

Suggestion box which shreds forms placed in it.

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

"I find it best to stay out of office politics!"

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."