Crib Enthusiasts Mugs

"Same old same old. How about you?"

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Coping with a strong-willed child

'So this is goodbye then!'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

Baby Race.

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

Newborn Chaos

'What, They're comfortable.'

Houdini's infancy.

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

'You're facing the wrong way if you want to watch the movie!'

Reserved Parking

"Hush, little baby, don’t you cry ... ever."

"January 11. Still struggling with the novel. Chopped more firewood."

Introverted Chair

Mobile.

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

'I've just found out we make cubicles.'

"Sorry, Thompson. No temps on the corporate huddle."

'This is great. No dishes to wash!'

Sitting down

'Did you remember to lock the house?'

Dummy Sucking Area

"Blitzak, this is not your cubicle."

'Well you were warned about the dangers of sedentary lifestyle.'

A family live separate lives in separate cubicles