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Coffin & Breakfast.

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Bats with blankets.

'Bed & Bagel'

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

'Eggs, I'm cooking eggs!'

'Now do you believe me?'

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'Another artisanal B&B.'

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

'We'll take it. Come along Rex.'

Wine Lovers

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

'I know, I left the electric blanket on too long.'

All set for the big sleep, Frank? I'm getting there. I've been storing up fat for the winter. And how about Ernie? He's trying something different this year. He's got wi-fi, a game console and virtual reality googles. He's going to cybernate.

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

'What's the night life-like?

Bed or breakfast.

'How's the egg?'

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

Old McDonald bed & breakfast...NO EIEIOing after 10PM.

"Sheets and pillowcases, Franz, we're selling sheets and pillowcases!. . ."

"Start Sucking!"

Just out of the oven, Jacque's head is filled with the irresistible aroma of freshly baked brioche.

The out of work Mexican actors were glad of the 'roll' in a new film...

"I've always been a gnome body."

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."