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"Happy Father's Day, Dad!"

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"That's it. We’re toast."

German Expressionist Breakfast

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

'Now here's a place I like!'

Non-Power Breakfast

Toast: the high energy food

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Pope tarts.

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

Cereal Tasting.

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

'Anybody for breakfast?'

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

'How would you like your toast?'

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

Hen, pig and cow sunbathing turn into fried egg,bacon and burger.

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."