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"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"That's it. We’re toast."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Welcome Spring.

German Expressionist Breakfast

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

'Now here's a place I like!'

Full English Breakfast.

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Toast: the high energy food

Non-Power Breakfast

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Great coffee, Carole."

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

Cereal Tasting.

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

'How would you like your toast?'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."