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'Now do you believe me?'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"That's it. We’re toast."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

German Expressionist Breakfast

Welcome Spring.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

'Now here's a place I like!'

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

Toast: the high energy food

Full English Breakfast.

Non-Power Breakfast

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

"Great coffee, Carole."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Pope tarts.

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."

'Anybody for breakfast?'

'How would you like your toast?'

Cereal Tasting.