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Child takes pankakes straight to the Maple Tree.

Family all doing different things around the breakfast table.

Checking the obituary page...'you're not there.'

"The plan was to work out today, but now the toaster is taking so long that I think it'll have to wait until tomorrow."

Full English? I'm full already, thanks.

'How can we compete with that?'

A Cow runs out of Milk.

"Again with the curds and whey. Why don't you try some Cheerios?"

BUS, 'I asked Muriel for a hot breakfast, and she microwaved a bowl of corn flakes.'

'Brilliant - cold porridge and stale bread again!'

'Gah No milk' - 'Gah No cereal, either' - 'There must be some sort of aid agency I can call.'

"Sorry, but the box does taste better."

Breakfast on Monday after Easter.

April 12,1989: The last day Ryan ever ate pancakes. 'I ran out of pancake mix so I fried up patties of my facial cream.'

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

'Why do you bother getting out of bed?'

"Did you check the milk? I don't wanna get mad cow milk!"

Giant egg.

'Could you PLEASE go and do that somewhere else?'

Bed and Breakfast

Receiving the early-morning T-mail.

'Sweet! Money to pay my health insurance premium!'

Teasmaid / Egg, saudage, beans and toast maid.

A Snowman about to have some Snowflakes breakfast cereal

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"That's it. We’re toast."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Welcome Spring.

German Expressionist Breakfast