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'For breakfast I have a glass of orange juice and a performance enhancing breakfast bar. Why do you ask?'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"That's it. We’re toast."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

German Expressionist Breakfast

Welcome Spring.

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

'Now here's a place I like!'

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Toast: the high energy food

Full English Breakfast.

Non-Power Breakfast

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

'Can I have flies with that'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"Great coffee, Carole."

All-Day Breakfast

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"I'd like to toast our guests."

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

"Number 2. Step forward please."