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'Are these eggs fresh enough for you?'

Welcome Spring.

'Eggs Benedict. . . Aren't we feeling 1% this morning?!'

'Well, I'd say this calls for a toast!'

Breakfast

Judy waits for Punch to finish his brunch

"You're a snob, Angélique!"

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"That's it. We’re toast."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

German Expressionist Breakfast

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

'Now here's a place I like!'

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Full English Breakfast.

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

Non-Power Breakfast

Toast: the high energy food

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

"Great coffee, Carole."

The Happiest Hen in Acle

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

"I'd like to toast our guests."

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

Cereal Tasting.