Bed And Breakfast Connoisseur Gifts

Coffin & Breakfast.

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Bats with blankets.

'Bed & Bagel'

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

'Eggs, I'm cooking eggs!'

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'We'll take it. Come along Rex.'

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

'Another artisanal B&B.'

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

'I know, I left the electric blanket on too long.'

Wine Lovers

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

'What's the night life-like?

Bed or breakfast.

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

'How's the egg?'

Old McDonald bed & breakfast...NO EIEIOing after 10PM.

"Sheets and pillowcases, Franz, we're selling sheets and pillowcases!. . ."

Just out of the oven, Jacque's head is filled with the irresistible aroma of freshly baked brioche.

The out of work Mexican actors were glad of the 'roll' in a new film...

"Start Sucking!"

"I've always been a gnome body."

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

'Following the referendum defeat, your breakfast will remain continental.'