Bed And Breakfast Gifts

'Bed & Bagel'

Guest Houses.

Bed n Breakfast $50/Cot and Croissant $25.

'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

"Good morning, Mother! We made you a desk salad."

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

'Another artisanal B&B.'

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

Mother's Day: 2nd Sunday in May, Others Day: Every day before and after the 2nd Sunday in May.

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

'What's the night life-like?

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

Bed or breakfast.

Bed & Breakfast

Old McDonald bed & breakfast...NO EIEIOing after 10PM.

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

Coffin & Breakfast.

Water bed.

'Just say it's stick-to-your-ribs food. Don't mention what else it's stuck to.'

Dead & Breakfast.

"There's a gender neutral toilet under the bed."

Bed & Breakfast

Bled and Breakfast (inside window you can see a bed of nails).

'Ah... you'll be wanting the King si...er...Queen size.'

Goldilocks to bears: 'I thought it was a bed and breakfast.'

"I believe thr guv'nor used to own a boarding house in Blackpool."

'...and don't treat the place like a hotel!'

"I just don't feel right unless I get my normal eight hours of semiconscious drifting in and out of sleep."

'She might prefer the low-carb alternative...or any alternative.'

'This is a pretty stiff penalty for motherhood.'

"After 30 years on the police force, Beth and I decided to open this B&B. You want to keep your hands where I can see them and empty your pockets?"

"Make yourself at home I beieve you said"