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"No, I'm an ocologist, as in a cancer doctor. Not an on-call-ogist! Stop calling me!"

Spending too much time in bed.

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

Man and woman buying furniture.

Do not disturb...

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

The joy of sects.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

Richard Hughes.

"I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may tend to hurt sales of my 'tell-all' book."

Bibliomaniac

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"All in favor of the old, uncomfortable chairs?"

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

The book that will not be denied!

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

"Can any of you draw? I'm thinking we should move into children's books."

Naked Furniture