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"Good night, legs."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Cat statues on entrance gate

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

Posh Easter Egg

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

Duvet nailed to the floor.

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

Pea green

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

King Madras

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

Doulton Canada Geese

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

"Okay, lady, your new carpet is installed...you can let your dog back in now."