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'You are very giving... except with pillows.'

Painting the Ceiling

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

Duvet nailed to the floor.

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

'I've organised the bathroom.'

"Well, NOW I can't sleep worrying about how much we spent on this high-tech mattress!"

"That's still too high"

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

Castle Realty. Of course, for resale value, I'd suggest converting the dungeon into a rec room.

'We'll take it!'

'The old one fell apart.'

Football addict

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

"I'm getting a little itchy to redo the bedroom!"

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

Recollections of a Retired Butler

Wine Lovers

Non Drip Paint

Feng Sushi

"Dang it."

Home Improvement Programme - "I'm afraid your teenage son will have to go."