Bedroom Decor Lover Pillows

'You are very giving... except with pillows.'

Painting the Ceiling

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

Duvet nailed to the floor.

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

"Well, NOW I can't sleep worrying about how much we spent on this high-tech mattress!"

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

'We'll take it!'

'I've organised the bathroom.'

"That's still too high"

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

'The old one fell apart.'

Football addict

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

Wine Lovers

Non Drip Paint

Feng Sushi

Recollections of a Retired Butler

"I'm getting a little itchy to redo the bedroom!"

"Dang it."

Home Improvement Programme - "I'm afraid your teenage son will have to go."

"The distressed-style wood flooring we installed in the kitchen seems to have crept into Fred!"